Sanford and Son (1972–1978)
Whitman Mayo: Grady Wilson
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Quotes
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Grady Wilson : She can't stay here, because there isn't any room.
Aunt Esther : That's what they told the baby Jesus but they found him a place.
Grady Wilson : Okay, I'll build you a little manger out in the back yard and get you some sheep to sleep with.
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Fred Sanford : [Officer Hopkins helps Grady inside] What's the matter, Grady?
Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins : It's really nothing much to be concerned about, Mr. Sanford. He's merely experiencing a mild gastrointestinal imbalance precipitated by acute anti-gravitational pull in the lower abdominal cavity.
Grady Wilson : I gotta throw up!
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Grady Wilson : Fred told me to keep you out of this garden.
Aunt Esther : Oh he did huh?
Grady Wilson : Yea, Fred said just because he planted a garden of Eden, there was no reason to let the serpent in.
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Lamont Sanford : Hi Grady!
Grady : Outta my way Lamont.
[to Fred]
Grady : You expect me to beleive a cock and bull story like that?
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Grady : I ain't givin you nothing you stubborn bull headed old buzzard.
Fred Sanford : Who you calling old?
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Grady Wilson : Don't you go in my room by mistake, cause if I pull back them covers and see you I might have a stroke and die.
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Fred Sanford : Grady, why are you my friend?
Grady : I don't know
Fred Sanford : I don't know either.
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Grady : [Repeated lines between the two] Oh nope. Nope! Nope! Nope!
Lamont Sanford : What do you mean "Nope Nope Nope"?
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Lamont Sanford : The first signs of marijuana use are the hungries, or munchies.
Grady Wilson : Weren't they in The Wizard of Oz?
Lamont Sanford : That's Munchkins.
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Fred Sanford : [after Jones and Hoppy have left with the TV set] I hope you're happy, Grady. I'm out of $50 bucks.
Grady : [shouts] You should not have sold my set!
Fred Sanford : You're wrong, Grady. That was *my* set.
