M*A*S*H (TV Series 1972–1983) Poster

(1972–1983)

Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt

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Quotes 

  • Radar : [takes a drink of Hawkeye's home-made gin, and grimaces]  I thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better.

    B.J. : No. It's supposed to make you feel nothing.

  • Radar : [on the phone with the US]  Whoa, did you know it's yesterday there?

    Hawkeye : Well, it's today here.

    B.J. : It's always today here.

    Hawkeye : Oh, yeah? What about tomorrow?

    B.J. : Good point.

    Hawkeye : Ha, I wasn't born yesterday!

  • Frank Burns : Attention all Allied personnel! There are only about half a dozen stars visible, sky-wise. I am directly under the brightest one.

    Hawkeye : Very good, Frank.

    B.J. : They'll start looking for us in Bethlehem.

  • [as Maj. Burns looks for bombs in a field] 

    B.J. : What's Frank up to?

    Hawkeye : I think he's vacuuming Korea. Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so.

  • Frank Burns : Why don't you guys like me?

    Hawkeye : Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.

    Frank Burns : Aside from that.

    B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.

    Frank Burns : My pores won't close.

  • B.J. : [handing Frank an unused Hari-Kari knife]  Why don't you do us a favour, and break it in!

  • B.J. : Big surprise dinner party. Spectacularly unforgetable. Have you ever considered renting your mouth out to the motor pool as a garage?

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