Are You Being Served? (TV Series 1972–1985) Poster

(1972–1985)

John Inman: Mr. Humphries, Mrs. Annie Humphries

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Quotes 

  • Mr. Humphries : [deep voice]  Menswear.

  • [repeated line] 

    Captain Peacock : Are you free, Mr Humphries?

    Mr. Humphries : I'm free!

  • Miss Brahms : I want some excitement, I want to do something with my life. I'm looking for Dallas and all I'm getting is Coronation Street.

    Mr. Humphries : You're lucky. All I'm getting is Jackanory.

  • [catchphrase] 

    Mr. Humphries : I'm free.

  • Mrs. Slocombe : You know, I always keep a couple of pound notes tucked away in me knickers, just for emergencies. Unfortunately, last week, I had an emergency.

    Mr. Humphries : Ooh, what happened?

    Mrs. Slocombe : The elastic broke and I dropped one in the Haymarket and it blew off down the street. Two seconds later, the other one followed it.

  • Mr. Humphries : [discussing having to hang onto backs of buses and skateboard to Grace Brothers to save money]  I had just bent down to tighten my nuts, and there was a double yellow line, see? And next thing I knew, there was policeman behind me. He put a sticker on my helmet and tried to clamp me.

  • Mr. Humphries : Glass of water for Mr. Grainger.

    Mr. Lucas : Glass of water coming up.

  • Miss Brahms : How's your queen pudding?

    Mr. Humphries : It hasn't quite fulfilled its promise.

    Mr. Lucas : I don't know. It promised to be awful and it's disgusting.

  • Mr. Humphries : And Mrs. Peacock. Just to let you know Miss Belfridge will be directly under Captain Peacock.

  • Mr. Humphries : I attended the Barley Road Mixed Infants.

    Miss Brahms : Oh, boys and girls?

    Mr. Humphries : No, just boys!

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