Multiple Maniacs (1970)

David Lochary: Mr. David

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• Mr. David : I love you so fucking much, I could *shit*.

• Mr. David : Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or any 5th rate porno play, this is the show you want! Lady Divine's cavalcade of perversions, the sleaziest show on earth! Not actors, not paid impostors, but real actual filth who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man! These assorted sluts, fags, dykes and pimps know no bounds! They have committed acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!

• Mr. David : [going through someone elses wallet]  What ugly children they have!

• Lady Divine : How dare you contaminate my dressing room with this little piece of filth!

  Mr. David : She is not! She's an auto-erotic coprophiliac and a gerontophiliac and I just thought you might be interested in her for the show, that's all.

  Bonnie : Yes and I can start immediately. I have this great act all worked out, with this great old man in his late 70s and his mirror, well, actually he's my...

  Lady Divine : [in disgust]  Oh!

  Bonnie : ...and we used to have kind of a thing together, and I heard about this show and I thought what an ideal setup, I mean!

  Lady Divine : Get her out! Get her out of here! How can you flaunt your cheap little one-night-stands in my face, especially at a time like this?

• Bonnie : No one has been near my private parts... except for this old lady I met on the bus.

  Mr. David : You've been lying all along.

  Bonnie : Oh, no, no I haven't Mr. David. It was just she was so old I felt bad for her. I only let her... well, you know. It was no big production or anything, it WAS on the bus and all.

• Lady Divine : How about you, Mr. Angel? How about your being an accomplice and how about Sharon Tate! How about that!

  Mr. David : I told you to never to mention that again! Jesus! I don't remember anything about that. I do not remember it and I will not after you mentioning it.

  Lady Divine : Well, I just wanted to let you know that I haven't forgotten. Had yourself a real ball that night, didn't you?

  Mr. David : Stop it!

  Lady Divine : Yes sir, a regular little orgy.

  Mr. David : You were there!

  Lady Divine : Ah, but I didn't do what You did. P-I-G! You're going to jail. If I go to jail, it'll be for other things, and if I go to jail, I just might start remembering. That's why I'm holding you responsible for what happens to me. Because if I start rememberin', honey, I just might crack that Tate case for 'em. What have I got to lose?

• Lady Divine : And how about you, Mr. Angel? How about your being an accomplice and how about Sharon Tate? How about that?

  Mr. David : [putting his head in his hands]  I told you to never mention that again!

• Bonnie : Mr. David, am I better than Lady Divine?

  Mr. David : Different. Just completely different.

  Bonnie : Yeah, I guess Lady Divine's what you men would call: real piece.

• Mr. David : So you finally turned dyke, well, I'm not surprised!

  Lady Divine : DYKE? Look who's talking, all peroxided up!

• Mr. David : Come on in folks! 'Cause its about ready to begin. Lady Divine's Cavalcade of Perversions. You can still see the complete show. What you will see inside of the is tent will make you literally sick. We got it all and we show it all! Right inside. Hurry on in, folks. Because there's not much time left to see the complete show. We got it all and it's all about to be seen. You will witness the actual slut sessions of a pornographer and his slut of a girlfriend as she in all of her naked depravity exposes her sacred reproductive organs to the ever probing eye of the flash camera.

• Bonnie : Mr. David, I have to see you again! I want to perform acts with you! Now!

  Mr. David : You know that's impossible.

  Bonnie : Oh, please, please! Oh, god! God damnit!

• Mr. David : Come on. You'll see two actual queers kissing each other like lovers on the lips. These are actual queers!

• Mink : I don't like people calling me a dyke. Especially when its obvious you have extremely perverted tastes to yourself.

  Bonnie : Mr. David, I can only take so much of this kind of talk. Especially from a common lesbian.

  Mink : A common lesbian? Well, my dear, at least I'm not a bleach blonde hussy that goes around screwing unhired gigolos.

  Mr. David : Quiet! Remember, you are speaking to someone who's miles above your element.

• Lady Divine : How dare you contaminate my dressing room with this little piece of filth?

  Mr. David : She is not. She is an auto-erotica copraphrasiac and a gerontophiliac, and I just thought you might be interested in her for the show, that's all.