The Homecoming: A Christmas Story (1971 TV Movie)

Woodrow Parfrey: Ike Godsey

Quotes 

• Charlie Sneed : Ike, you got any Christmas cheer in this place?

  Ike Godsey : I got a little of Miss Emily and Miss Mamie's recipe for snakebite.

  Charlie Sneed : [Pretends a snake bit him]  Hot doggies! I believe he got me just now. Looky there.

• Ike Godsey : I can let you have a little credit.

  Olivia Walton : Don't put temptation in my way, Ike. You know John and I never bought anything on credit in our lives.

  Ike Godsey : Just thought I would make the offer.

  Olivia Walton : And I appreciate it.

• Ike Godsey : Sheriff, why don't you wait until after Christmas to lock Charlie up? He's a man of his word, he won't run out on you.

  Sheriff Bridges : You double dog right he won't. He's going to jail.

  Charlie Sneed : Christmas ain't no time to be locking a man up in that old, drafty jail of yours. I could die of pneumonia before morning. You want that on your conscience that I died of pneumonia on Christmas?

  Sheriff Bridges : You should've given that some thought while you was stealing them turkeys and hams.

• Charlie Sneed : Ike, the keys to my car are in my pocket right over here. Now, you take them and drive that boy all over town.

  Ike Godsey : Oh, Charlie you know I can't do that until the law finishes his pool game.