There Was a Crooked Man... (1970)
Henry Fonda: Woodward W. Lopeman
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Quotes
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Woodward Lopeman : Don't tell me you can't make speeches; you could talk a coyote out of a chicken.
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Woodward Lopeman : Why do you work at it so hard proving you're a son-of-a-bitch.
Paris Pittman Jr. : Because I am. It's my profession and I'm on top!
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Woodward Lopeman : [looking at the oft-used barrel bathtubs] Which one of these is the freshest?
Paris Pittman Jr. : [sardonically] I wouldn't let a cow drink out of any of them.
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Woodward Lopeman : [as Paris is leaving the room] Why do you work at it so hard proving to yourself you're a sonuvabitch?
Paris Pittman Jr. : [Stopping and turning] Because I am. It's my profession , and I'm on top.