Catch-22 (1970)
Art Garfunkel: Nately
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Quotes
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Old man in whorehouse : You see, Italy is a very poor, weak country and that is what makes us so strong, strong enough to survive this war and still be in existence, long after your country has been destroyed.
Capt. Nately : What are you talking about? America is not going to be destroyed.
Old man in whorehouse : Never?
Capt. Nately : Well...
Old man in whorehouse : Rome was destroyed. Greece was destroyed. Persia was destroyed. Spain was destroyed. All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you think your country will last? Forever?
Capt. Nately : Well, forever is a long time.
Old man in whorehouse : Very long.
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Capt. Nately : Don't you have any principles?
Old man in whorehouse : Of course not!
Capt. Nately : No morality?
Old man in whorehouse : I'm a very moral man, and Italy is a very moral country. That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.
Capt. Nately : You talk like a madman.
Old man in whorehouse : But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-American. You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.
Capt. Nately : You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
Old man in whorehouse : You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.
Capt. Nately : How do you know?
Old man in whorehouse : Because I am 107-years-old. How old are you?
Capt. Nately : I'll be 20 in January.
Old man in whorehouse : If you live.
