The Trouble with Girls (1969)

Dabney Coleman: Harrison Wilby

Quotes 

• Harrison Wilby : What's the snotty look for? Now, come on, what's the look for? It's dirty thoughts, kiddo. That's why you have pimples.

• Harrison Wilby : This is the third time today I've caught you eating. Yesterday you had four double hamburgers, two chocolate malts, four phosphates, three pies and a banana split. Now, you're not gonna eat me out of business. Because from now on, I'm gonna take inventory around here twice a day. And when I do, I'm gonna count every hamburger patty.

• Nita Bix : Don't.

  Harrison Wilby : Just for a little while.

  Nita Bix : No!

  Harrison Wilby : Come on, let me...

  Nita Bix : Don't! Stop it!

  Harrison Wilby : I swear to you, you brush me like this and I'll tell your kid about us. Now, how would you like that?

  Nita Bix : I'd kill you if you did.

  Harrison Wilby : You're kidding.

  Nita Bix : I'm not.

  Harrison Wilby : I tell you what. I'll pay you.

  Nita Bix : What?

  Harrison Wilby : That's right. I'll start paying you.

  Nita Bix : Pay me?