Harry and the Hookers (1970)

Gilbert Wynne: Harry Clegg

Quotes 

• Harry Clegg : [narrating]  That's me. My name is Harry Clegg. I'm a private eye. I'm also a cold-blooded killer, a lecher, a liar and a thief. My big problem is I've been a loser since the day I was born. I was returning from a little job in Brighton, having picked up a tenner for my part as co-respondent in a divorce case. I hadn't worked for four months. If that was work, I liked it. She turned out to be a real swinger. And it proved to be one hell of a job. Why my client failed to get his divorce, I'll never understand. Unfortunately, he didn't. And he wanted his money back so I left town fast. So fast in fact, I forgot to fill my petrol tank. And here I was. I'd heard of being taken for a ride but being taken for a walk seemed ridiculous. I couldn't figure out who these zombies were. Then I looked over my shoulder and saw my client with a shovel. I figured he wasn't prospecting. And I began to have a feeling of unease.