All the Right Noises (1970)

Tom Bell: Len

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• Len : What are watching this rubbish for? Sports Report's on the other side

  [changes TV channel] 

  TV Commentator : So it's a corner to Chelsea. Hollins to Cooke to Osgood; across the goalmouth to Tambling... and it's a goal! A great goal to Chelsea... goal to Chelsea!

  Len : Way-heh!

  TV Commentator : ...Chelsea had left it too late; though they piled on the pressure...

  Len : Would you believe it, eh? Getting done by a bunch of slags.

• Joy : What's in the paper?

  Len : Come on love, isn't it time she went to school?

  [turns to back page of newspaper] 

  Len : Oh-eh, Chelsea's buying a new winger! About time they spent a few bob.

  Joy : Is that it? The news?