The Brady Bunch (1969–1974)
Barry Williams: Greg Brady, Bear
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Marcia Brady : [Marcia lost her Diary and is accusing one of the boys of taking it] Okay, if you hand it right over, I won't press charges
Greg Brady : What are you talking about?
Marcia Brady : As if you didn't know.
Peter Brady : Bobby, do you know what she's talking about?
Bobby Brady : No. Greg, do you know what she's talking about?
Greg Brady : No. Marcia, do you know what you're talking about?
Marcia Brady : I certainly do, someone in this room took my diary.
Greg Brady : Your diary, you mean you actually keep one of those stupid things?
Bobby Brady : What's a diary?
Peter Brady : It's a book, that you write things, that you don't want anyone else to know.
Bobby Brady : Why?
Greg Brady : So, you could write stuff like
[Greg then sits at his desk imitating Marcia writing in her diary]
Greg Brady : "Dear diary, at last I met him, my dream man, it was at the delicatessen and our fingers tingled as we reached over for the same potato salad."
[the boys laugh]
Marcia Brady : [shouts] I have never written any ridiculous thing like that in my diary!
Peter Brady : You didn't?
Marcia Brady : [shouts] I should say not!
Greg Brady : Then, why are you afraid that somebody might read it?
Marcia Brady : None of your business.
