The Benny Hill Show (1969–1989)

Andree Melly: Self, Mistress Mary, Self - Interviewer, Various Roles

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• Mervyn Cruddy : I don't care what anybody says, you know, about these common-market Romeos, for my money the greatest lover in the world is the Englishman.

  Andree Melly : Well, surely it's the Frenchman who has that reputation, the way he'll kiss a girls hand, and then her cheek, her neck, and then here ears...

  Mervyn Cruddy : By that time, the Englishman's coming home from his honeymoon, I'd say!

• [Andree Melly talks to Mervyn Cruddy at the N.F.T] 

  Andree Melly : I think for me, the most memorable moment in films was when you played the doctor to that sick family.

  Mervyn Cruddy : "Inherit the Wind." Yes, I remember.

  Andree Melly : Opposite Margaret Lockwood's nurse . . .

  Mervyn Cruddy : That's right. Yes, I know what you're going to say, the scene in the operating theatre.

  Andree Melly : That's the scene. You kissed her when she least expected it.

  Mervyn Cruddy : I beg your pardon?

  Andree Melly : You kissed her when she least expected it.

  Mervyn Cruddy : Oh, I thought you said 'where'.