Inspector Clouseau (1968)

Delia Boccardo: Lisa Morell

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Quotes 

• Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I ruin everything I touch.

  Lt. Lisa Morrel : Hey, what's the matter with you?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [close to tears]  Arrested twice, I destroy a phone booth at a railroad station... I steal from a nun, I don't know my own face. A man comes up to me with, with my own face tied on, I don't recognize who it is. I don't... I don't deserve to have this autographed picture of Sean Connery!

  [takes a picture from back pocket and tears it apart] 

• Lt. Lisa Morrel : Hey, what about the crooks?

  Inspector Jacques Clouseau : The crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.