Texas Across the River (1966)
Dean Martin: Sam Hollis
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Quotes
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[Sam and Baldy's "duel" ends when both men come face-to-face without drawing]
Sam Hollis : Well, what are you waiting for?
Don Andrea Baldasar : For you to start... itching.
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Phoebe Ann Naylor : Well, it's plain to see you're no gentleman!
[admiring Phoebe Ann's figure barely concealed by a wet blanket]
Sam Hollis : Well, it's plain to see you're not one, either.
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[last lines]
[an oil gusher erupts from the grave Lt. Sibley was digging]
Kronk : Every time dig hole, black poison shoot up! Now have to move town.
Don Andrea Baldasar : [disgusted] Texas. Pah!
Sam Hollis : Eh, if it was up to me, I'd give it back to the Indians.
Iron Jacket : Who wants it?
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Sam Hollis : Why couldn't you have been born a Comanche?
Kronk : Mother run too fast.
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Sam Hollis : Baldy's grave is down by the corral. The jury dug it before the trial started.
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Don Andrea Baldasar : This is night. Are you going to sleep?
Sam Hollis : Well, it ain't healthy to travel through Comanche territory in the daytime, so we'll travel at night.
Don Andrea Baldasar : Oh, when we ride, the savage sleeps. Yes?
Sam Hollis : Yep. Them Comanches believe the moon is an evil spirit.
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Sam Hollis : Why, you dumb, fool tenderfoot! Are you trying to take on that whole tribe single-handed?
Don Andrea Baldasar : When one is alone, one must become an army.
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Don Andrea Baldasar : Ten paces.
Sam Hollis : Ten paces?
Don Andrea Baldasar : Why, that is customary. Do you wish to give the command to begin or shall I?
Sam Hollis : I don't know what you got in mind, Baldy, but I'm here for a shootout.
Don Andrea Baldasar : Precisely. You take ten steps that way; I take ten steps this way. Then we turn...
Sam Hollis : Turn? Step? I ain't here for no square dance! Now which end of town do you want to come from?
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Don Andrea Baldasar : You stand so; I stand so. And then...
Sam Hollis : Back to back? Now what kind of shootout is that?
Don Andrea Baldasar : Please Sam Hollis. I have dueled many times in Spain and I'm...
Sam Hollis : But this isn't Spain - it's Texas!
Don Andrea Baldasar : Even a simple duel you cannot perform in a civilized manner!
Sam Hollis : We have had civilized killings around here for years. I come from one end of town like this and you come from the other end... and you get the itch, you draw.
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[during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition]
Kronk : Gun empty.
Sam Hollis : Yell, "Bang-bang."
Kronk : For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.
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[Baldy attempts to rescue an Indian girl from a rattlesnake wielding medicine man]
Sam Hollis : He either likes girls or he's crazy about snakes.
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Kronk : Comanche run for hills.
[Looks at Sam Hollis]
Kronk : Why you look so funny?
Sam Hollis : [In Kronk's language] Too mah kunoh tee hee sooti kaygoh-honi. And one laugh outta you and I'll boot you so hard your whole tribe'll fall down.