The Fortune Cookie (1966)
Judi West: Sandy Hinkle
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Quotes
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Sandy Hinkle : You should have run after me and belted me, if you would. Drug me back.
Harry Hinkle : Oh it's lucky I didn't... because I would have strangled you with one of Gus Gilroy's fancy ties. That's how nice and kind I am.
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Luther 'Boom Boom' Jackson : l'm the guy that hit him. It's got me all shook up. I keep running that play over and over again in my mind. I saw him standing there. I could have stepped out of bounds, l could have cut back and reversed my field. But l didn't. And all for a lousy extra five yards.
Sandy Hinkle : Well, I wouldn't brood about it. I mean, everybody tries for that extra five yards.
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Sandy Hinkle : Hey, Santa Claus. Can l ask you a question?
Willie Gingrich : Sure, little girl. Would you like to sit on my lap?
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Sandy Hinkle : I've learned to cook now.
Harry Hinkle : Yeah? Really?
Sandy Hinkle : I'll make you a meat loaf tomorrow. Unzip me, please?
Harry Hinkle : Put on a little weight, haven't you?
Sandy Hinkle : Seven pounds. That's how good a cook l am.
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Sandy Hinkle : Don't snow me. I know it's a fraud.
Willie Gingrich : I wish you wouldn't use words like that.
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Willie Gingrich : Worry not. There'll be enough for everybody.
Sandy Hinkle : I'll do what l can.
Willie Gingrich : That's a good kid.
[spanks Sandy's behind as she turns to walk away]
Willie Gingrich : Hey, put on a little weight, haven't ya? l'd say about seven pound.
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Sandy Hinkle : Sorry. Just wanted some legal advice from Willie.
Harry Hinkle : Legal advice?
Sandy Hinkle : I was wondering, if you can annul a marriage, why can't you annul a divorce?
Harry Hinkle : Can you?
Sandy Hinkle : You know Willie. He could find a loophole in the Ten Commandments.
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Sandy Hinkle : "Everything's Coming up Roses" - that's what l want to open with. Four guys carry me on in a big basket full of flowers. I'm wearing a tight red sequined gown and they're in tails, white tie, top hats and canes.
Willie Gingrich : Socko, baby, socko!
