Charlie Brown's All Stars! (1966 TV Short)

Glenn Mendelson: Schroeder

Quotes 

• Linus : [to the girls about Charlie Brown's decision, which they were complaining about]  Well, if you must know, Charlie Brown was only thinking about your feelings.

  Lucy van Pelt , Patty , Frieda , Violet : What do you mean our feelings?

  Linus : Well, the only reason Charlie Brown turned Mr. Hennessey down was because he'd have to get rid of Snoopy and you girls. Mr. Hennessey said that the league wouldn't accept girls and dogs on a team.

  [Upon hearing this the girls all look at each other in shock, and Snoopy breaks down crying] 

  Schroeder : I think we were pretty rough on Charlie Brown. You girls are very thoughtless. Don't you think Charlie Brown has feelings? All of you are the most thoughtless bunch I've ever known! You don't care anything about Charlie Brown! He's been loyal to you because he thinks you're his friends. But do you ever act like friends? No! Those uniforms meant as much to Charlie Brown as they did to you! Probably more!

  [the girls and Snoopy become sad and guilty] 

  Frieda : I feel terrible.

  Violet : But what can we do?

  Lucy van Pelt : Hey, maybe we can make it up to Charlie Brown by making him a uniform.

  [Looks at his blanket and realizes what he said as he tightly hugs his blanket] 

  Linus : Yes, that might pep him up, but we don't have any material.

  Lucy van Pelt : [Smiles evilly]  Oh, yes, we do.

  [Takes Linus' blanket and leaves with the girls and Snoopy] 

  Lucy van Pelt : Give me that stupid blanket.

  Linus : Aaugh!

• Frieda : Ooh! Come on, Charlie Brown! Hit it! For once in your life, hit it!

  [to Schroeder] 

  Frieda : Wouldn't you like just for once to see Charlie hit the ball?

  Schroeder : No. I'm not prepared to have the world come to an end.

• Charlie Brown : Are there any questions?

  Frieda : I have a question, Charlie Brown. Do I have to play right field again? Nobody in the stands can see my naturally curly hair.

  Schroeder : And if I don't get time off to practice Beethoven, I'm not going to play catcher!

  Lucy van Pelt : And we can't keep up that ridiculous infield chatter, like, "Come on, Charlie Brown!" "Attaboy!" "You can do it!" Because you can't do it, Charlie Brown. So you're turning us into a bunch of hypocrites.

  Frieda : And we don't like being hypocrites. Baseball's supposed to build character, not tear it down.

  Charlie Brown : All right, all right. Let's show a little cooperation. Take your positions. Pigpen, has the other team shown up?

  Pigpen : Unfortunately, yes.

• Patty : Why do we have to suffer every year like this?

  Lucy van Pelt : Well, maybe that blockhead, Charlie Brown, won't show up this time, and maybe we'll have a chance.

  Charlie Brown : Well, team, here I am!

  Patty , Lucy van Pelt , Schroeder , Shermy : Disaster time! We're doomed!

  Snoopy : Owoooooooooooo!

  Charlie Brown : What a team! Good grief. No manager goes through what I do.