What's New Pussycat (1965)
Woody Allen: Victor Shakapopulis
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Quotes
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Michael James : Did you find a job?
Victor Skakapopulis : Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.
Michael James : Nice job.
Victor Skakapopulis : Twenty francs a week.
Michael James : Not very much.
Victor Skakapopulis : It's all I can afford.
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender : My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."
Victor Skakapopulis : Brilliant quote.
Dr. Fritz Fassbender : He was a brilliant pervert.
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Carole Werner : You got something to eat?
Victor Skakapopulis : [looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.
Carole Werner : You got any tuna fish?
Victor Skakapopulis : [searching cupboard] Tuna fish... tuna fish... I have some salmon salad left.
Carole Werner : What do you mean, left? When did you make it?
Victor Skakapopulis : In April, but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.
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Miss Marks : Oh, Victor! I can't let you make love to me with someone in the closet!
Victor Skakapopulis : Oh, really? How many people in the closet do you need?
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Dr. Fritz Fassbender : I am a doctor of the mind.
Victor Skakapopulis : Really?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender : Yes!
Victor Skakapopulis : I have terrible emotional problems. Could you help me?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender : You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me, just in the middle of a suicide.
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Victor Skakapopulis : I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute.
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Victor Skakapopulis : We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.
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Victor Skakapopulis : Do you have any salt?
Dr. Fritz Fassbender : Have I got any salt? I got a boat, I got kerosene, matches, firecrackers, two swords, and this flag. But, I ain't got no salt.
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Victor Shakapopulis : [kisses Carole] Forgive me, I - I saw your lips standing there.
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Victor Shakapopulis : Do you think you could love a short man? I mean, if he had very attractive red hair?
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Victor Skakapopulis : Pardon me, drunk, but you can't come in here.
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Carole Werner : Victor, can I have a drink?
Victor Shakapopulis : Sure, what would you like?
Carole Werner : A triple Scotch on the rocks. Sometimes a drink will loosen me up. You've got something to eat?
Victor Shakapopulis : Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.
Carole Werner : You got any tuna fish?
Victor Shakapopulis : Tuna fish, tuna fish. Uh, tuna fish.
