That Darn Cat! (1965)

Dorothy Provine: Ingrid Randall

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Quotes 

• Ingrid Randall : You'll do nothing. You'll get Tom Swift, or whoever that is, and his electric scoreboard, or whatever that thing is, out of my room or I'm going to call the police.

• Ingrid Randall : Be careful Gregory, be extremely careful about what you say! I haven't had my coffee yet, and I'm in no mood for stupid, irresponsible remarks.

  Gregory Benson : Oh.

• Ingrid Randall : Say!

  Patti Randall : Shush!

  Ingrid Randall : What do you mean shush? This is my room!

  Zeke Kelso : Patti! I'm gonna have to ask you to quiet down, and that goes for you too!

  [first meeting of Zeke Kelso & Ingrid Randall] 

  Zeke Kelso : Why, hello there.

  Ingrid Randall : Who are you! How do you get off telling me to be quiet in my own room!

  [Zeke Kelso then pulled out his FBI badge, to show to show it to Ingrid Marshall] 

  Ingrid Randall : What's this thing supposed to be, I don't know anything about that stuff.

• Ingrid Randall : You know, that fellow has the most attractive way of putting his foot in his mouth. What did you say his name is?

• Ingrid Randall : Can you imagine his wife? Mrs. Zeke Kelso... sounds like something that got caught in a clothes dryer.

• Patti Randall : [Patti just discovered Margaret Miller's wristwatch, around DC's neck]  D.C.'s wearing a wristwatch.

  Ingrid Randall : What's the matter? Well, well, what will that sweet innocent cat be bringing home next? The Hope Diamond, I imagine.

• [Patti picked up the spare micrphoned cat collar and takes Ingrid to another room, in their house, for Zeke Kelso to find her, with the FBI locating device] 

  Ingrid Randall : [Ingrid speaking with microphoned spare cat collar]  Mister Kelso... if you don't mind, let's get going.

  Zeke Kelso : Be patient, it's not nine o'clock yet.

  Ingrid Randall : [just as Zeke Kelso sneezed]  Let's get going.

  Zeke Kelso : [Zeke Kelso acted as he thought the cat really spoke English]  Now, wait a minute. Let's pull ourselves together, here a minute.

  Ingrid Randall : [louder and angrily]  Patti, you little wretch, let m out of here, I'm suffocating!

  Zeke Kelso : Oh.

  Ingrid Randall : [Ingrid angrily pounds on the closet door]  Hey!

  [Ingrid pounds on the closet door again] 

  Ingrid Randall : Let me out of here!

  Zeke Kelso : I'll get you out. Patti's gone to the movies.

  Ingrid Randall : Gone to the movies?

  Zeke Kelso : There's something that seems to be stuck here.

  Ingrid Randall : Well, open it. There's no air, I'm suffocating!

  Zeke Kelso : Yeah, well don't worry, I'll go get a screwdriver.

  Ingrid Randall : I'm suffocating! Get me out of here!

  Zeke Kelso : [DC starts to leave the house]  I'm sorry, I've got to follow it.

  Ingrid Randall : Don't you dare follow that cat! Let me out of here! There's no air!

  Zeke Kelso : I'll be back. Probably just an hour or two. Lie down on the floor, there's usually more air down there.

  [Zeke Kelso then tried waving air through the door, to Ingrid] 

  Ingrid Randall : I'm gonna scream!

  Zeke Kelso : Worst thing you can do. It uses up all the air.

  Kipp MacDougall(Mrs. MacDougall) : [Ingrid Marshall screamed extremely loud and hard]  I distinctly heard a woman scream.

  Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : Right.

  [Wilbur MacDougall grabbed Kipp MacDougall's arm to keep her at the kitchen sink] 

  Wilbur MacDougall(Mr. MacDougall) : If you don't keep away, you're going to hear another.

  Zeke Kelso : [DC left the house, while Zeke Kelso on dis-connecting the closet door hinges, that Ingrid was apparently locked in]  Okay, push.

  [the closet door opens, knocking Zeke Kelso onto the bed, behind him] 

  Zeke Kelso : I'd have that latched fixed. Especially, if you go in there a lot. Excuse me, but I've got to run. I just hope I haven't lost the cat.

  Ingrid Randall : [as Ingrid catches her breath, she speaks irately]  Go ahead and follow that cat. And when you find him, do me a favor. The both of you just stay there!

  Zeke Kelso : [shortly after Zeke Kelso freed Ingrid Marshall from the locked closet, he starts his search for DC, and DC is next to a motor cylist, that is about to start the engine]  Oh!

  [Zeke Kelso's remark was from the motorcycle starting] 

  Zeke Kelso : [the motorcycle driver, starting its engine almost broke, injured or deafened Zeke Kelso's ear drum] 

• Patti Randall : [Inkie is Patti's nickname to Ingrid]  Have a nice day, at the office, Inkie.

  Ingrid Randall : Patti, you've got that terrible "butter-won't-melt-in-your-mouth" expression. I know what's going on, in your tiny little mind and I absolutely forbid it.

• Patti Randall : We have to cooperate.

  Ingrid Randall : Of course we do but the FBI has gotten along all these years without using my room as a base of operation. Right? Now, I want Mr. Whoever-he-is, and his ham radio or whatever that is, out of my room by the time I get home, or I'm going to become very difficult.

• [Patti has left Ingrid trapped in a closet with only a transmitter to contact Kelso with] 

  Ingrid Randall : Mr. Kelso, if you don't mind, let's get going.

  [Kelso is in the other room with D.C] 

  Zeke Kelso : It's not 8:00 yet.

  [realizes that it's only him and D.C. in the room] 

  Zeke Kelso : Say that again.

  Ingrid Randall : Let's get going.

  [D.C. sneezes at the same time] 

  Zeke Kelso : [worried]  Now, wait a minute. Let's just... try and pull ourselves together here a minute.

  Ingrid Randall : PATTI, YOU LITTLE WRETCH! LET ME OUT OF HERE!

  Zeke Kelso : Oh!

  [Using his tracker, Kelso finds the room where Ingrid is] 

  Ingrid Randall : [pounding on the door]  Patti! Let me out of here!

  Zeke Kelso : I'll get you out. Patti's gone to the movies.

  Ingrid Randall : Gone to the movies?

  Zeke Kelso : [trying the door]  Something seems to be stuck here.

  Ingrid Randall : Well, open it! There's no air! I'm suffocating!

  Zeke Kelso : I'll go get a screwdriver.

  [as he's going downstairs, he sees D.C. exit the house] 

  Ingrid Randall : I'm suffocating! Let me out of here!

  Zeke Kelso : [whispering]  I'm sorry, but the cat's going out, I've got to follow it.

  Ingrid Randall : Don't you dare follow that cat! Get me out of here.

  [pounding] 

  Ingrid Randall : There's no air!

  Zeke Kelso : I'll be back just as soon as I can. Probably just an hour or two. Lie down on the floor. There's usually more air there.

  Ingrid Randall : I'm gonna scream!

  Zeke Kelso : [going downstairs]  Worst thing you could do. Uses up all the air.

  [Ingrid screams. Startled, Kelso runs back upstairs to get her out]