Aleksei Smirnov: Fedya (segment "Naparnik"), Doubting person at market (segment "Operatsiya 'Y")
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Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : So you can see... Not for long now!
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Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : Look here, student... One should treat people gently now, and have a broader view of things. You think it's me who got fifteen days of work? No, it's us who got fifteen days. And for what purpose? For you to educate me... and for me to develop my conscience... Come on, spin your yarn about spaceships plowing... the Bolshoi Theatre. And I'll take a nap...
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Bus Passenger (segment "Naparnik") : Mister, let her sit. Stand up!
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : If I stand up, you'll lie down.
Bus Passenger (segment "Naparnik") : Mister, these seats are reserved for children and invalids.
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : Is she a child or an invalid?
Bus Passenger (segment "Naparnik") : She's an expecting mother.
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : And I'm an expecting father.
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Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : Listen, have you had any accidents here?
Shurik : No, none so far.
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : You'll have them.
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Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : He who doesn't work, he eats well. Learn from me, student!
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Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : Are you a Komsomol member, Shurik?
Shurik : Yes, I am.
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : This is not one of our methods. What about humanism? Brotherhood? Can't you understand, Shurik, that as spaceships are plowing...
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Shurik : No work is being done!
Fedya (segment "Naparnik") : No work done, but time is ticking. Your work is counted in money, and mine in days.
