The Loved One (1965) Poster

(1965)

Jonathan Winters: Wilbur Glenworthy, Harry Glenworthy

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  • Wilbur Glenworthy : Death has become a middle class business. There's no future in it.

  • Wilbur Glenworthy : There's got to be a way to get those stiffs off my property.

  • Harry Glenworthy : Listen, I've got to make a little trip over to Beverly Hills... to see a man about a dog.

  • D.J. Jr. : [casting Dusty Acres as James Bond]  You think you can handle that English accent, Dusty?

    Dusty Acres : Aw shucks, I reckon I could if I just sorta snuck up on it.

    Harry Glenworthy : I think Frank here could straighten him out on the accent bit.

    D.J. Jr. : Is that right Frank? Do you think you can?

    Sir Francis Hinsley : Oh, yes. I daresay I could. Yes. I think I can.

    D.J. Jr. : You're sure you think you're sure you can, right?

    Sir Francis Hinsley : Yes, I think I can!

  • Harry Glenworthy : Doctors! Doctors are hot, right? Ok, so how about a panel quiz show called "What's My Disease"? The contestant is wheeled in, in a kind of shrouded cage.

  • Wilbur Glenworthy : He can put them into orbit... he can put them into orbit!

  • D.J. Jr. : Hold it, Harry. Hold it. You just don't get the message, baby. You just don't get the message. I mean, it's cutback time, Harry. You know what I mean?

    Harry Glenworthy : What do you mean?

  • Harry Glenworthy : Hey, kid, what's with His Lordship?

    Dennis Barlow : I think he didn't like my poem. He's anti-art.

  • Harry Glenworthy : Yes, madam. Yes, yes. He'll be in very good company. Rin-Tin-Tin, Lassie, Trigger, Silver. They're all here. Little Sheba, Mister Ed.

  • Wilbur Glenworthy : Miss Thanatogenos, as there are many people of delicate sensibilities with a natural reluctance to expose their loved ones to anything of immodesty I've been considering the advantages of training a female embalmer. Aimee Thanatogenos, first lady embalmer of Whispering Glades.

  • Wilbur Glenworthy : You have an astonishing purity, Miss Thanatogenos. It's a quality I've always found exceedingly attractive in the young.

  • Wilbur Glenworthy : Tell me, Buck, what about clearance from the Space Agency? Think we'll have any trouble there?

    Gen. Brinkman : Well, I'll tell you frankly, Will. I don't trust those civilian eggheads. Too much of the old pinko, prevert influence to suit me.

  • Harry Glenworthy : Sadie swallowed it all. Hook, line and pull.

  • Harry Glenworthy : Remember, you carry the ball, right? I mean, she's probably pretty classy broad and she'll appreciate your style. Don't be too pushy about it.

  • Wilbur Glenworthy : I tell you, Harry, this first resurrection has got to be perfect.

    Harry Glenworthy : How about a Nobel Prize winner? Herkovitz!

    Wilbur Glenworthy : Nobel, schmobel. It's got to be national appeal, Harry.

    Harry Glenworthy : Yeah. Sure. Well, wait a minute. What about a multimillionaire, Will?

    Wilbur Glenworthy : You're working the wrong side of the street, Harry.

    Harry Glenworthy : Now, wait a minute, Will. I think I've got it this time. How about a baby? A babe in arms? From a babe in arms to a babe in orbit. How's that sound, huh?

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