Girl Happy (1965)
Gary Crosby: Andy
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Quotes
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Andy : In the next life, I'd like to come back as a beach towel.
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Andy : Who needs peanut butter with all this caviar around?
Rusty Wells : Looks like our chaperone problem is taken care of itself.
[Ogling bikini rear view of Deena walking along poolside, whistles]
Rusty Wells : Come here; speaking about caviar...
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Rusty Wells : All right I'll be fare with everyone. We'll have a draw.
Andy : A what?
Rusty Wells : A number draw. The loser stays here on duty and keeps an eye on Val. What number am I thinking? All of you pick a number between one and ten.
Andy : Seven.
Wilbur : Two.
Doc : Six.
Rusty Wells : I'll say ten. The number was six. Sorry Doc, you loose!
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Andy : This year, I'm not playin' the field. No more of this runnin' around with every chick I meet. No sir. This year, I'm gonna pick me out about a half a dozen chicks and go steady with 'em.
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Brentwood Von Durgenfeld : Her name is Deena Shepard. Don't waste your time. She has absolutely nothing up here.
[points to his head]
Andy : Hey, yeah, what about all those other places?
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Rusty Wells : That's it boys, next stop: Fort Lauderdale! And girls!
Andy : Girls!
Wilbur : And more girls!
Doc : I don't know, the roads are so icy, wouldn't it be better if we just waited a few days?
Rusty Wells : Hmm-umm. Bikinis may go out of style.
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Rusty Wells : Where is she? Where's Valerie? Is she all right?
Wilbur : Yeah, she's all right but we woun't be as soon as Big Frank gets wind of this.
Rusty Wells : I'm not worried about Big Frank. I gotta find her and explain.
Doc : What have you got to explain?
Andy : Wait a minute. How come all of a sudden you're so worried about her?
[Rusty sheepishly looks at them as they all quickly figure out that he and Valerie are now romanticaly involved]
Wilbur : No... it can't be.
Doc : You mean you and her... him and her...?
Andy : The King is dead!
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'Wolf Call' O'Brien : Hey, Rusty! How'd you get out?
Andy : What out? He's trying to get in!
'Wolf Call' O'Brien : [to Rusty] You mean you want to be in jail?
Wilbur : It's to see a girl.
Doc : But he can't get in. It's impossible.
'Wolf Call' O'Brien : Interesting problem. Very interesting. A jail-break going the other way.
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Rusty Wells : Wait a minute, guys! Who's gonna stay here and keep an eye on Valerie?
Andy : I'm no good at protecting girls. I'm too well trained to get away! Now take Wilbur...
Wilbur : [cutting him off] No way! I'm no watchdog. I'm a hunting dog. How about Doc?
Doc : [to Rusty] Why don't you stay?
Rusty Wells : Because I got to explain things to Deena tonight.
Andy : If you can be with your girl, how come I can't be with mine?
Rusty Wells : Because Deena's different. I'm in love with her.
Wilbur : Yeah, your in love until she says no or dumps you.
Rusty Wells : No, even if she says no, I'd still be in love with her. I'd miss her but I'd still love her.
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Doc : Hey, Rusty! That Valerie dame's gotta go! You have to get rid of her some way.
Andy : I can't take it anymore! This is more then you can expect of protecting a young woman from any decent, self-respsecting, sex maniac!
Wilbur : Well, I'm still lucky. We've been here chasing around Valerie for two nights now, and I've haven't been slapped by my girl even once.
Rusty Wells : Sorry. There's nothing we can do about it fellas.
Doc : Yes, there is! Why don't you call Big Frank on the telephone right now and tell him that his daughter shoudn't be here!
Rusty Wells : [after a pause] I can't do it.
Doc : Why not?
Rusty Wells : I... I just can't. Big Frank might not like it.
Andy : He'd appreciate it!
Wilbur : He'd be crazy about it.
Andy : Look, if you're chicken, I'll go phone him myself.
Rusty Wells : I said it's too risky!
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Rusty Wells : Who's going to stay and protect her?
Andy : I'm no good at protecting girls. I'm too well trained the other way. Now, you take Wilbur here.
Wilbur : No, wait a minute. No, I'm no watch dog. I'm a huntin' dog.