Green Acres (1965–1971)
Hank Patterson: Fred Ziffel
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Quotes
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Oliver Douglas : But he couldn't be dead.
Fred Ziffel : Oh, yes he could, I personally attended his funeral.
Oliver Douglas : Are you sure?
Fred Ziffel : I don't know what you do in New York, but around here we don't give a man a funeral unless we're pretty sure he needs one.
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Eustace Charleton Haney : [as he and Mr. Ziffel are going into Oliver's house] Make sure you wipe yer feet.
Fred Ziffel : You don't ever wipe YOUR feet!
Eustace Charleton Haney : That's 'cause I don't own a pig farm.