- Rusty Martin: Can you help me, please?
- Lucky Jackson: Can we help you? Yes ma'am.
- Rusty Martin: Well, then, I'd like you to check my motor, it whistles.
- Lucky Jackson: I don't blame it!
- Lucky Jackson: Look Rusty, I thought maybe you and I could go dancing or something.
- Rusty Martin: So you wanna go dancing?
- Lucky Jackson: Or something.
- Rusty Martin: It should be obvious that I'm completely indifferent to anything this boy might give me... it's a tree!
- Rusty Martin: What does he need a gun for?
- Lucky Jackson: To shoot you if you don't get outta the way!
- Lucky Jackson: Where you from, Rusty?
- Rusty Martin: Dubuque.
- Lucky Jackson: Well whaddya know, I've never been there myself, but its interesting that you're from good old Dubuque.
- Rusty Martin: Before you get too attached to 'good old Dubuque', we moved there from Chillicothe, Ohio.
- Lucky Jackson: Chillicothe, Ohio, well, how about that, I've never been there either.
- Rusty Martin: Hey, I just don't understand this part of you, I really don't.
- Lucky Jackson: What do you mean this part of me - it is me!
- Rusty Martin: Can you lend me a car until you get mine running again?
- Lucky Jackson: We'll do better than that - I'll be happy to drive you wherever you want to go.
- Rusty Martin: And why should you go to all that bother?
- Lucky Jackson: Cause around here I'm known as your very bothering mechanic.
- Rusty Martin: I'm sure you are.
- Lucky Jackson: Well that's a coincidence, that you were born in Las Vegas and after all that travelling I met you in Las Vegas.
- Mr. Martin: [to tree] You know, Mr. Tree, we may have a big celebration come Christmas --
- [raises his beer to the tree]
- Mr. Martin: you and I can *both* get lit up!
- [takes a swig of beer]
- Man in garage: That's quite a rig, I never saw anything like it.
- Lucky Jackson: Yeah, it's one of a kind, I built it myself.
- Lucky Jackson: Oh, now I get it, you want me to use my 'bravado' to block for you so you can... come right through.
- Count Elmo Mancini: That's right, I knew you were clever Mr Jackson.
- Lucky Jackson: Well just a couple or 3 things wrong with your proposition. I don't work for anybody, I never come second to anybody, and one small thing - I intend to win.
- Count Elmo Mancini: What difference does it make? Unfortunately you are on your way to Los Angeles and I have to work on my car, therefore we have no time for a beautiful girl.
- Lucky Jackson: I guess you're right.
- Rusty Martin: I heard about your money, Lucky, I'm sorry.
- Lucky Jackson: It's only money.
- Rusty Martin: Only money! Do you realise how hard it is to earn money?
- Lucky Jackson: But I won it.
- Lucky Jackson: I guess you got big plans for your future, don't you?
- Rusty Martin: You'll probably find it very dull and commonplace but I want to earn enough money to help my father buy a boat.
- Lucky Jackson: I'll trade you in this honeymoon for your pool table, cause you don't need it.
- Rusty Martin: I don't need a honeymoon!
- Lucky Jackson: Look, if you came over here to talk, you're wasting everyone's time. If you came to work then put this on
- [throws boilersuit over]
- Lucky Jackson: and get to work.
- Lucky Jackson: Do you have a girl workin' here about so high?
- Count Elmo Mancini: With legs incomparable?
- Manager of Swingers: Oh, I don't know what kind of girls I got, but troubles I got plenty!
- Rusty Martin: Meet me at the University of Nevada tomorrow.
- Lucky Jackson: You must be kidding?
- Rusty Martin: No!
- Lucky Jackson: What are they teaching you? How to stack cards, deal from the bottom of the deck, or what?
- Lucky Jackson: You won't understand, will you, baby?
- Rusty Martin: Don't call me baby!
- Lucky Jackson: Okay, baby.
- Lucky Jackson: [singing] There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there, And they're all livin' the devil may care, And I'm just a devil with love to spare, So, Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas...
- Count Elmo Mancini: [Entering wild-looking Texan casino] Welcome sons of the Lone Star State!
- Lucky Jackson: [Sees two girls going out still partying] Looks like they're having fun.
- Lucky Jackson: Good morning, I've been looking for you all night.
- Rusty Martin: Really? You must be desperate to find a motor that needs fixing.
- Rusty Martin: What did you say?
- Count Elmo Mancini: Oh, forgive my friend Miss. He's very young. We'll be very happy to check your motor.
- [Rusty turns around and walks away towards her car]
- Lucky Jackson: That's what I call a *real* sporty model.
- Count Elmo Mancini: Oh, I agree! A beautiful line.
- Lucky Jackson: [singing] I'm her ideal, Her heart's desire, Under that ice, She's burning like fire...
- Rusty Martin: [singing] He's got about as much appeal, As a soggy cigarette, The lady loathes him, But he doesn't know it yet.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady's got a crush on me.
- Rusty Martin: The gentleman's crazy, obviously.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady's dying to be kissed.
- Rusty Martin: The gentleman needs a psychiatrist. I'd rather kiss a rattlesnake or play Russian roulette.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet...
- Lucky Jackson: [singing] She's falling fast, She's on the skids.
- Rusty Martin: Both of his heads, Are flipping their lids.
- Lucky Jackson: Tonight she'll hold me, In her arms.
- Rusty Martin: I'd rather hold, Hydrogen bombs. Will someone tell this Romeo, I'm not his Juliet.
- Lucky Jackson: The lady loves me, but she doesn't know it yet...
- Lucky Jackson: [singing] Well, there ain't nothing wrong with long-haired music, Like Brahms, Beethoven and Bach, But, I was raised with a guitar in my hand, And I was born to rock...
- Lucky Jackson: [singing] Hey mama, don't you treat me wrong, Come and love your daddy all night long, All right, hey, hey, all right now...
- Lucky Jackson: [singing] Ahhh!
- Rusty Martin: Ahhh!
- Lucky Jackson: Ohhh!
- Rusty Martin: Ohhh!
- Lucky Jackson: Ah!
- Rusty Martin: Ah!
- Lucky Jackson: Oh!
- Rusty Martin: Oh!
- Lucky Jackson, Rusty Martin: Ah!
- Lucky Jackson, Rusty Martin: Oh!
- Lucky Jackson: It's all right, It's all right, right now, Baby, it's all right, Baby, it's all right, right now, Baby, it's all right, Oh yeah! Baby shake that thing, Baby shake that thing right now, Baby shake that thing, Baby shake that thing right now, Baby shake that thing, Well I feel all right...
- Lucky Jackson: Have you ever had champagne before?
- Rusty Martin: Certainly! Hundreds of times.
- Lucky Jackson: Yeah?
- Rusty Martin: Well, when this friend of mine, Polly, got married and when I was 18 my father and I split a split and it was wonderful!
- Rusty Martin: [singing] The market went up and gave me half his stock, To show his - appreciation. All for little me? What is AT&T?
- Rusty Martin: [singing] All through the week my competition gets the praise, That style, that pep, that body line, There was a time when he praised mine...
- Rusty Martin: [singing] I could beat a Señorita or a lady of fame, A gold digger with a crazy figure, Beat her at her own game, I'll make you a bet, I make him forget: A hostess on a jet, A sexy brunette, A model from Paris, A wealthy heiress, A chick who's a gasser, A graduate of Vassar, A socialite, Who's out all night, A famous movie star!
- Rusty Martin: [In helicopter] Hey, this is fun!
- Lucky Jackson: Only way to travel.
- Lucky Jackson: Ah - that's the Hoover Dam, one of the seven modern civil engineering wonders of the century. Do you know it's over 700 feet from the River Colorado to the top of the dam? The dam helps make enough electricity to light up homes 300 miles away.