Roustabout (1964)

Sue Ane Langdon: Madame Mijanou

Quotes 

• Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller : You will bring great financial reward to your native land.

  Charlie Rogers : Sure, but right now I'm a roustabout and the boss told me to come in here and give you a hand.

• Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller : Hey, don't you believe in knocking?

  Joe Lean : How do you knock on a tent?

• Charlie Rogers : What do you do here?

  Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller : That depends, by day or night.

  Charlie Rogers : I hope you're not a mind-reader because if you are, I'm about to get my face slapped!

• Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller : I can tell you what kind of woman will be attracted to you.

  Charlie Rogers : I think I'm old enough to figure that out for myself.

  Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller : What do you see in my eyes?

  Charlie Rogers : Maybe I better slap your face!

  Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller : [laughs]  I like you Charlie - but do you think that I'm a little bit too mature for you?

  Charlie Rogers : Oh, women are like wine; they improve with age.

  Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller : But you don't drink!

  Charlie Rogers : I'ma an alcoholic!

  [She moves to kiss him: deep passionate kiss follows!] 

• Charlie Rogers : [Walking in on Madame Mjanou in her tent, showing some leg]  Marlene Dietrich did it better...

  Madame Mijanou : Well, she's not here... and I am.