Muscle Beach Party (1964)

Don Rickles: Jack Fanny

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Quotes 

• Jack Fanny : All muscles are beautiful. The latissimus is beautiful too! Because - it's a muscle.

• Jack Fanny : To make the muscles beautiful, you must always have beautiful muscles. Beautiful muscles builds up a guy's - beauty. And the basis of the latissimus is to bring out the beauty in the spinal column of the rib cage. That's why it's called beauty latissimus dorsi spinal column rib cage.

• S.Z. Matts : Yeah, go ahead, just sign here.

  [Jack signs the contract] 

  S.Z. Matts : Now, tonight you'll have a good night's sleep.

  Jack Fanny : I ain't tired.

  S.Z. Matts : Lift something heavy! Jack, it's a pleasure to do business with a Fanny like you.

• Flex Martian : I'm the only man in the world good enough for her and if I don't get her back, I'm going to do something vicious.

  Jack Fanny : You'll get her back! You'll bet her back. Jack Fanny will get to the bottom of this.

• Jack Fanny : We'll crush 'em. Not one of 'em, not two of 'em, but, all of 'em. We'll crush them in our mighty fists. Break 'em into shattered little pieces. Twist 'em like a wet bathing suit so they cry for mercy!

• Jack Fanny : You made me fall!

  Johnny : You were standing my blanket.

  Jack Fanny : Your blanket was in my way!

  Johnny : In your way? Wait a second, ho-dad. Nobody invited you and your muscle farm to cut in here.

  Jack Fanny : You live there?

  Deadhead : Yes.

  Jack Fanny : We live over there!

  Deadhead : I know that.

  Jack Fanny : I got an idea: you stay on your side of the beach, and we'll stay on ours.

  Johnny : Hey, come on. You can't do that. This is a public beach. It's for everyone.

  Jack Fanny : I don't think I made myself clear.

  [blows his whistle] 

  Jack Fanny : Him!

  Johnny : Him what?

  [two of the muscle men grab Johnny, turn him over and drag him down the beach in the sand by both of his legs]