For Those Who Think Young (1964)

Woody Woodbury: Woody Woodbury

Quotes 

• Sandy Palmer : You're so touchy about me coming to see you.

  Woody Woodbury : You can, baby, anytime - at the apartment.

• Sandy Palmer : I'm nineteen and according to the laws of California, I can drive, get married, I could even have a baby!

  Woody Woodbury : Don't you dare have a baby without a diploma!

• Sid Hoyt : What's she doing here?

  Woody Woodbury : Leaving!

• Woody Woodbury : This cute little coed was on this cruise. She's out two days and finally walks up to this sailor. She says, "I want to speak to the Captain." So, the sailor said, "Well, he's forward." She says, "That's all right. It's a pleasure cruise."

• Woody Woodbury : There's my boy, right there. He's good to his wife, he never goes home.

• Woody Woodbury : Surf's up!

  Crowd : Surf's up!

  Woody Woodbury : It ain't what you drink, it's the way that you drink it!

• Woody Woodbury : People like to take a drink. As we always talk about. It's no sin. These two fellas were havin' a drink and one turned to the other and said, "My doctor cut me to one drink a day and this little beauty here is for December the 26th 1988!"

• Dr. Pauline Swenson : What about that dancer?

  Woody Woodbury : Topaz?

  Dr. Pauline Swenson : Yes! What's going on in that dressing room, right now? Even when you're closed, she stays open.

• Woody Woodbury : It's her hobby. She majored in mathematics until she got it down to one figure.

• Dr. Pauline Swenson : Mr. Woodbury, there's one more thing that I just have to know.

  Woody Woodbury : [singing]  Sid and Max and little me, Slept on the balcony. Now, won't you share a steak with me?

  Dr. Pauline Swenson : Love to, Mr. Wood-bur-y.

• Woody Woodbury : The only way you can help any of us is to just go through with what you started. Now, you go on home and phone that hot dog of yours and blow him a kiss good night.

• Sid Hoyt : Hey, Woody, look! Hey, hey, get up. Look at this!

  Woody Woodbury : What now? Gloria Swanson and the bathing beauties?

  Sid Hoyt : That ain't Gloria Swanson. That's Cronin!