Nurse on Wheels (1963)
Juliet Mills: Joanna Jones
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Quotes
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[last lines: Dr Golfrey pulls back the bed clothes to show Abel Worthy lying with a toilet seat stuck to his posterior]
Dr. Golfrey Senior : Well, girl. What's the matter with you? Never come across anything like that before?
Joanna Jones : Oh yes, doctor, but never framed!
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[Joanna's driving instructor has recommended her to "treat the examiner as your friend" so she tries a flippant remark]
Driving Examiner : Do you mind if I smoke?
Joanna Jones : I don't mind if you curl at the edges.
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Mrs. Jones : [answering phone] Hello, there's nobody here.
Joanna Jones : It's Joanna.
Mrs. Jones : She's not here.
Joanna Jones : It's Joanna *speaking*.
Mrs. Jones : Oh you nasty mucky thing. Stop dripping!
Joanna Jones : I beg your pardon?
Mrs. Jones : I was speaking to the paintbrush, dear. I'm painting a window frame.
Joanna Jones : Mother, have there been any calls for me?
Mrs. Jones : Several!
Joanna Jones : Right, what did they want?
Mrs. Jones : Nurse Merrick.
Joanna Jones : Oh.
Mrs. Jones : When I told them you'd taken over, they all said 'never mind' and hung up.
