Kissin' Cousins (1964)

Yvonne Craig: Azalea Tatum

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Quotes 

• Azalea Tatum : Hey Jodie!

  Azalea Tatum , Selena Tatum : Look what we got!

  Jodie Tatum : What are you gals doin' in your underwear?

  Selena Tatum : They ain't underwear, Jodie! Them's bikinis! Ain't they purty?

  Jodie Tatum : Purty skimpy.

  Josh Morgan : I just took 'em into town so they could buy a few little things, Jodie.

  Jodie Tatum : They's little enough.

• Selena Tatum : Whatcha doin' up here, Cousin Josh?

  Josh Morgan : Well, we came up on a friendly visit to talk to your folks, sort of, government business.

  Jodie Tatum : Yeah, we seen them Revenuers before. We sent 'em back down the mountain with lead buzzin' around their tails.

  Azalea Tatum : Yah hush up, Jodie! Them was no-account Yankees.

  Selena Tatum : I reckon Pappy and Ma will be right glad to meet you, Cousin Josh.

• Azalea Tatum : You know somethin' Cousin Josh?

  Josh Morgan : No, what?

  Azalea Tatum : Well, I don't want to throw nobody; but, I wouldn't mind gettin' throwed.

• Ma Tatum : That's a powerful hunk of money. Think of all the things we could git with that.

  Selena Tatum : Just think, we could git one of them new fangled bathtubs and some purty dresses!

  Azalea Tatum : And a new hot water heater. That creek gits mighty cold in wintertime.

  Ma Tatum : Yeah, and maybe one of them electric light machines.

  Pappy Tatum : Woah! Hold up there. The whole kit 'n' caboodle of ya. I can't think with you all babblin' at me! And not a peep outta you three!

• Azalea Tatum : Now, it's my turn.

  [puckers up] 

  Josh Morgan : I don't know about that.

  Azalea Tatum : Josh, please!

  [puckers up] 

  Josh Morgan : [singing]  Won't you show me how to kiss, Put your lips on mine,

  [kiss] 

  Josh Morgan : Do you do it just like this, Tell me I'm doing fine, We got a good thing going now take your time, Come on and make it last, Love may be new to you but Oooh, I'm catchin' on fast.

  [kiss] 

  Josh Morgan : Give, give, gimme all you've got to give...

• Azalea Tatum : Now, git! Before we rip them bikinis right *off* of ya!