It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World (1963)

Jimmy Durante: Smiler Grogan

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• Smiler Grogan : Look, there's this dough see. There's all this dough. Three hundred and fifty g's! Do you hear what I'm saying? Three hundred and fifty g's! In the park. Rosita. Rosita Beach State Park. Just south of Daygo in Santa Rosita. It's in this box, buried under this...

  Smiler Grogan : [continuing after coughing in his injured state]  ... buried under this big W. You'll see it! You'll see it under this big W. You can't miss it! A big, big, W! And it's been there. And it's been laying there for fifteen years!

• Smiler Grogan : Watch out. Watch out for the bulls. Lousy, stinking bulls are everywhere. Bulls all over the place. You just drive down and dig it up. Dig it all up. And then - and then you fix yourselves all up. Fix yourselves all up. Walk down the street like a king, back to the old neighborhood. See the fellas, the dames - the dames, all with a big hello - a big hello for old Smiler. Good old Smiler, everybody's friend.

• Smiler Grogan : Aunt Belle, I didn't mean to do it!

  Lennie Pike : Holy mackerel, take it easy, mister!

  J. Russell Finch : Easy!

  Smiler Grogan : Please! Please say it don't make any difference, Aunt Belle! Please! You gotta say! You gotta tell me it don't make any difference!

  Ding Bell : For heaven's sake, tell him.

  Melville Crump : It - It don't make any difference.

  [Smiler Grogan kicks the bucket - literally] 

  Lennie Pike : That guy is dead. You better believe it.