Joan O'Brien: Diane Warren
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Mike Edwards : When I was all alone up in the blue with Bessie, I just didn't feel the need for anybody else.
Diane Warren : "Bessie"?
Mike Edwards : She's my airplane.
Diane Warren : Oh, you're a flyer?
Mike Edwards : Yeah. 9,000 hours in the air. 8,000 with a plane.
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Diane Warren : There is *nothing* in either eye.
Mike Edwards : Well, maybe it's right in the middle, just passing under my nose, and going from one eye to the other?
Diane Warren : I'm afraid that would be medically impossible.
Mike Edwards : Well, you can't tell. Science is making new discoveries every day.
Diane Warren : Yes. And it's too bad they haven't come up with a wolf repellant!
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Mike Edwards : My name is Mike Edwards. I'd like to start over again, Miss Warren.
Diane Warren : The only thing that I want you to start, Mr. Edwards, is *out*!
Mike Edwards : Look, I know I have a tendency to press, but it's a personality flaw. Basically, I'm not a bad guy, really.
Diane Warren : Do you want me to call the guard?
Mike Edwards : I like it better with just the two of us.
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Mike Edwards : Diane, believe me, the kid is an absolute stranger!
Diane Warren : And you're an absolute liar!... As far as I'm concerned, you can go back up the Space Needle and jump off!
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Diane Warren : Do you have a cigarette?
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Mike Edwards : [singing] I think that you can play the part, And give a guy, a happy heaaaaAAAAaaart, Happy ending...
Diane Warren : Happy ending!
Mike Edwards , Diane Warren : Give me a story with a, Happy ending...
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Mike Edwards : Tell me some more about this space program.
Diane Warren : All right. Are you really a pilot?
Mike Edwards : Sure.
Diane Warren : Well, the space program has a lot of jobs that a pilot can qualify for.
Mike Edwards : I might just look into that. You know, there may come a time when we'll remember this as the day that I started out with a broken leg and, thanks to you, ended up strapped in a nose cone.
