The Three Stooges in Orbit (1962)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• Moe : How are we checked for gas?

  Curly-Joe : Well, the arrow's pointing halfway. I don't know whether its half empty or half full.

• Moe : The visibility is zero.

  Curly-Joe : Yeah, and we can't see either!

• Moe : What do you normally do when somebody mails you a bomb?

  Curly-Joe : I mail it back.

• Williams : [while pointing a space gun at the Stooges and Professor Danforth and speaking in Alien language]  Stand back or die!

  Moe : What did he say?

  Larry : Esaconecapannawanna!

  Moe : [slaps Larry in the forehead]  Come on!

  Curly-Joe : [holding up a rifle]  Well... I'm not afraid of that pop gun. That probably shoots corks. Casaconie yourself!

  [Curly-Joe aims the rifle but Williams shoots the space gun at the rifle, vaporizing it. The Stooges react with terror and run out of the room and down the hall] 

  Moe : We got a long way to run, fellas!

• [the Stooges have been told by the professor about the spy from outer space and are about to settle in for bed] 

  Curly-Joe : Moe. About that professor...

  Moe : Don't pay any attention to what the old guy said about the spy from outer space. He's been bending over those diagrams too long.

  Curly-Joe : [taking a rifle that's been lying on the wall and holding it]  Well, just to say, I'm taking no chances.

  Moe : Where did you get that?

  Curly-Joe : Off the wall.

  Moe : [taking the rifle out of Curly-Joe's hands]  Chicken. If anything happens, I'll be across the hall.

• [the Stooges are about to drive the flying machine out of the workshop, but Curly-Joe notices that the machine's too big to go through the door] 

  Curly-Joe : Moe. Moe, we got a problem...!

  Moe : What do you mean we got a "problem...?" All you have to do is drive this thing right through that door. What - ?

  [Curly-Joe indicates the situation and Moe finally understands] 

  Moe : Oh, no. It can't be.

  Larry : Yes it can. The machine is too big to go through that door.

  Moe : Get out of here.

  [Moe slaps Larry in the face] 

  Larry : What's that for?

  Moe : That's for not thinking of it before!