- Sir Ernest Pease KBE FRS: Cooking requires no intelligence. Were it otherwise women would be no good at it.
- Piggott, Escape Officer: I want you to take a message to Farrow. If we can notify London of the day he plans to escape, they'll lay on an agent to pick him up.
- Woodcock, Entertainments Officer: Shhhh!
- Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC: He plans to impersonate the Swiss commission.
- Piggott, Escape Officer: That's ridiculous - there are three of them.
- Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC: Yes, well, Cooper and I have volunteered to be the other two.
- Piggott, Escape Officer: That's suicide.
- Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC: He's got it all worked out. He wants a plan of the camp and a description of the Commission.
- Woodcock, Entertainments Officer: Will you two stop talking! Here am I trying to do a worthwhile job and all you can do is gossip like a couple of schoolgirls. And one of you a Wing Commander - really!
- Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC: I can't stay long sir, my bra is killing me.
- Piggott, Escape Officer: Good grief!
- Flying Officer Jimmy Cooper DFC: Now look here, Farrow. If dear old Winston wants you home, I'd be only delighted to give you some of my filthy food.
- Sir Ernest Pease KBE FRS: There is enough air in that tunnel to last any normal man between 12 and 16 hours. For a man like myself in a state of suspended animation, it's possible to remain even longer.
- 'Jock' Everett: What are you lookin' at me like that for?
- Flying Officer Jimmy Cooper DFC: The height's right. The same build. The same shifty eyes. He's a natural.
- 'Jock' Everett: You mind your own business, Cooper.