A Coming-Out Party (1961)

Jeremy Lloyd: Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC

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• Piggott, Escape Officer : I want you to take a message to Farrow. If we can notify London of the day he plans to escape, they'll lay on an agent to pick him up.

  Woodcock, Entertainments Officer : Shhhh!

  Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : He plans to impersonate the Swiss commission.

  Piggott, Escape Officer : That's ridiculous - there are three of them.

  Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : Yes, well, Cooper and I have volunteered to be the other two.

  Piggott, Escape Officer : That's suicide.

  Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : He's got it all worked out. He wants a plan of the camp and a description of the Commission.

  Woodcock, Entertainments Officer : Will you two stop talking! Here am I trying to do a worthwhile job and all you can do is gossip like a couple of schoolgirls. And one of you a Wing Commander - really!

• Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : I can't stay long sir, my bra is killing me.

  Piggott, Escape Officer : Good grief!

• Flt Lt. 'Bonzo' Baines DFC : Did you put the cat out?

  Jimmy Cooper : No, I didn't know it was on fire.