Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
Mickey Shaughnessy: Junior
Quotes
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Junior : She's like a cockroach what turned into a butterfly!
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Queenie Martin : [Queenie walks with her make-up artists] Alright, gang, here's your challenge. Come on, Annie, stand up and meet your makers. It's okay.
[Annie stands up]
Queenie Martin : Now this has got to be a complete overhaul, kids, from top to bottom.
Joy Boy : Don't forget a new set of kidneys.
Queenie Martin : All right, Annie, lets go.
[leading Annie to the bedroom]
Queenie Martin : Come on wizards, let's wiz!
Dave the Dude : Let's go. Let's go.
Junior : [Junior shaking his head] My old lady always said you can't make a pig's ear out of an old sow.
Pierre : Monsieur, your old lady was not Pierre! Hum!
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Junior : Did you know New York was an island?
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Joy Boy : [rounding up Darcey's goons] Alright we'll tie them up and lock them in the bathroom and when he gets his apple, we'll be back to pick ya up!
Junior : [pushing the goons] Move!
Dave the Dude : Oh Wait a minute, lock them in the closet, Joy Boy. The maid just waxed the bathroom floor!
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Dave the Dude : Hey Joy Boy, how is your Spanish?
Joy Boy : As good as my French and they both stink!
Dave the Dude : Hey Junior, did you learn anything from Spanish Lena?
Junior : Spanish Lena was a Hungarian...
Dave the Dude : Don't nobody know nothin'?
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Dave the Dude : So, where am I gonna find a husband? Now, where am I gonna find her a husband, huh? In Macy's basement?
Junior : They don't sell them there, boss.
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Junior : [Sitting at a chess board, picks up a piece] Hey, boss! This guy's got checkers with horses on 'em.
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Junior : Who do ya think's buried in Grant's tomb?
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Junior : I like that Butler. Calls me sir. Then, he bows to me. Makes you feel like a broad.
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Junior : Well, that's the first broad I ever seen who wanted to do somethin' for you.
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Junior : There ain't a beggar on the street, I'm tellin' ya. It's scary! It's like Broadway was naked! I'm ashamed to look at it.
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Dave the Dude : Boy, you better keep your mind off that dizzy blonde you're runnin' around with.
Junior : I don't tink about her during the daytime, boss!
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Junior : I didn't see 'em before, boss. I should drop dead!
Dave the Dude : Maybe you should.
Junior : That's only an expression.
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Junior : You should see the way Annie looks at her daughter. Like she was a banana split.
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Dave the Dude : Queenie, take your broads over the to other side of the room. You guys come around here, I want to talk to you.
Junior : All right, guys over here, broads over there! Let's move it. Come on.
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Dave the Dude : I thought I told you to tell 'em to leave the rods home. Now, how many times do I have to tell you something?
Junior : Weasel, I told you, "no rods!"
Dave the Dude : Yeah, no rods. Ah, come on, you guys, if we don't behave ourselves and act like gents, we're gonna bollox the whole schmeer up tomorrow night and then that's it.
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Dave the Dude : That's enough, folks! You're gonna start sweatin'.
Junior : No sweatin'! Nobody sweats!