Pocketful of Miracles (1961)
Peter Falk: Joy Boy
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Quotes
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Joy Boy : What's with her?
Dave the Dude : Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids.
Joy Boy : Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.
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Queenie Martin : [Queenie walks with her make-up artists] Alright, gang, here's your challenge. Come on, Annie, stand up and meet your makers. It's okay.
[Annie stands up]
Queenie Martin : Now this has got to be a complete overhaul, kids, from top to bottom.
Joy Boy : Don't forget a new set of kidneys.
Queenie Martin : All right, Annie, lets go.
[leading Annie to the bedroom]
Queenie Martin : Come on wizards, let's wiz!
Dave the Dude : Let's go. Let's go.
Junior : [Junior shaking his head] My old lady always said you can't make a pig's ear out of an old sow.
Pierre : Monsieur, your old lady was not Pierre! Hum!
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Joy Boy : Does it still kinda get you right here?
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Joy Boy : [rounding up Darcey's goons] Alright we'll tie them up and lock them in the bathroom and when he gets his apple, we'll be back to pick ya up!
Junior : [pushing the goons] Move!
Dave the Dude : Oh Wait a minute, lock them in the closet, Joy Boy. The maid just waxed the bathroom floor!
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Dave the Dude : Hey Joy Boy, how is your Spanish?
Joy Boy : As good as my French and they both stink!
Dave the Dude : Hey Junior, did you learn anything from Spanish Lena?
Junior : Spanish Lena was a Hungarian...
Dave the Dude : Don't nobody know nothin'?
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Joy Boy : If you weren't a broad, I'd kick you right in the stomach.
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Apple Annie : Hello, suckers.
Joy Boy : You old chiselin' moocher.
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Joy Boy : Oh, look at this place. Like the inside of a goat's stomach.
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Joy Boy : You're Dave the Dude, not Little Boy Blue.
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Joy Boy : You can't palm that crocodile off as society. I mean, she couldn't fool a pedigreed cocker spaniel.
Dave the Dude : Well, we'd have to clean her up some.
Joy Boy : Some?
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Joy Boy : Is this here Rodney Kent's ig-a-loo?
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Joy Boy : If I'm sober, why do I see things like dis?