Let's Make Love (1960)

Milton Berle: Milton Berle

Quotes 

• Milton Berle : Y'know, between comedians and singers, women always go for singers. I know. When I was younger, I appeared in a lot of Broadway shows. Some romantic baritone would come along and the girl would start breathin' hard. Boy, if I had my life to live over again, I'd be a singer.

• Milton Berle : That's very flattering but I can think of many greater comedians than myself; for instance, there's eh - there's um - or - You know, maybe you're right.

• Milton Berle : Well, sir, this is a very, very fantastic figure. You know, the first time I read it I didn't know if this was what you were going pay me or my social security number.

• Milton Berle : I'll make you so funny your only problem will be to get her to stop laughing long enough to have babies.

• Milton Berle : I have a gag that I always do. It's dynamite. It's the best thing that I've ever done.

  Jean-Marc Clement : Is this material original?

  Milton Berle : Original?

  Jean-Marc Clement : Mm-hmm.

  Milton Berle : Forget it, we'll try something else.

• Jean-Marc Clement : Show me what I can do with a woman.

  Milton Berle : After what I read about you, I'm sure that you could show me.

• Milton Berle : Sir, it's all according to how funny you're talking about. Are you talking about ha-ha funny or ha-ha-ha funny or hardy har har funny?