Some Like It Hot (1959)
Joe E. Brown: Osgood Fielding III
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Jerry : Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood : Why not?
Jerry : Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood : Doesn't matter.
Jerry : I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood : I don't care.
Jerry : Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood : I forgive you.
Jerry : [tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood : We can adopt some.
Jerry : But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh...
[Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry : [normal voice] I'm a man!
Osgood : [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect!
[Jerry looks on with disbelief as Osgood continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]
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Osgood : You know, I've always been *fascinated* by show business.
Daphne : Is that so?
Osgood : Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money.
Daphne : Oh, you invest in shows?
Osgood : Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.
Daphne : You're not sure?
Osgood : Mama is keeping score.
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Osgood : [to the elevator operator] All right, driver, once around the park, slowly, and keep your eyes on the road.