- Daffy Duck: [using his quarterstaff] Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!
- [hits a log with his staff, causing it to recoil and hit him in the bill, bending it upwards. He pulls it down again]
- Daffy Duck: Hmm, let's see now. Something's amiss here. Hmm... I'll run through it. "Ho, ha ha, guard, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust."
- [Bill bends up of its own accord]
- Daffy Duck: Got it.
- [Pulls bill down again]
- [last lines]
- Porky Pig: I'm sorry, but I can't join you. I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood.
- Daffy Duck: [appearing in friar garb] Never mind joining me, I'll join you. Shake hands with Friar Duck.
- [Daffy shakes hands with Porky, as his bill bends up again]
- Daffy Duck: [watching Porky laughing hysterically] Ho ho and ha ha, eh? I'll ho ho and ha ha you, fat friar...
- [runs offscreen and returns with a long stick]
- Daffy Duck: ...with my trusty quarterstaff!
- [Aside, to audience]
- Daffy Duck: Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.
- Daffy Duck: See yon rich, unwary traveler? I'll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob. That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Hm? Prithee, hm?
- Porky Pig: Prithee, O travelling clown, couldst thou directest me to Robin Hood's hideout? I wouldst fain join me up with his band of jolly outlaws.
- Daffy Duck: Look no further, good friar, for I am he for whomst thou seekest. I am Robin Hood!
- Porky Pig: Oh, cut it out. I'm serious. If you don't know where he is, just say so.
- Daffy Duck: [swinging from a vine] But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood!
- [Crashes into a tree]
- Porky Pig: *Sure* you are.
- [Daffy's bill bends upward again]
- [first lines]
- Daffy Duck: [singing] Oh... Join up with me, so joyous and free / Away to old Sherwood hie / For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good / At avoiding the Sheriff's eye / So we'll trip along merrily / Thro' the green woods so gracefully / To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it / trip it up and down / To trip it, trip it...
- [trips down a hill]
- Daffy Duck: ...trip it, trip it, trip it - Whoops! - trip it, trip it, trip it...
- [falls into a pond]
- Daffy Duck: ...so trip it up and down!