Robin Hood Daffy (1958)

Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck as Robin Hood, Porky Pig as Friar Tuck

Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : [using his quarterstaff]  Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!

  [hits a log with his staff, causing it to recoil and hit him in the bill, bending it upwards. He pulls it down again] 

  Daffy Duck : Hmm, let's see now. Something's amiss here. Hmm... I'll run through it. "Ho, ha ha, guard, turn, parry, dodge, spin, ha, thrust."

  [Bill bends up of its own accord] 

  Daffy Duck : Got it.

  [Pulls bill down again] 

• [last lines] 

  Porky Pig : I'm sorry, but I can't join you. I'm convinced you're just not Robin Hood.

  Daffy Duck : [appearing in friar garb]  Never mind joining me, I'll join you. Shake hands with Friar Duck.

  [Daffy shakes hands with Porky, as his bill bends up again] 

• Daffy Duck : [watching Porky laughing hysterically]  Ho ho and ha ha, eh? I'll ho ho and ha ha you, fat friar...

  [runs offscreen and returns with a long stick] 

  Daffy Duck : ...with my trusty quarterstaff!

  [Aside, to audience] 

  Daffy Duck : Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.

• Daffy Duck : Ho ho. Very funny. Ha ha. It is to laugh.

• Daffy Duck : See yon rich, unwary traveler? I'll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob. That'll prove that I'm Robin Hood. Hm? Prithee, hm?

• Porky Pig : Prithee, O travelling clown, couldst thou directest me to Robin Hood's hideout? I wouldst fain join me up with his band of jolly outlaws.

  Daffy Duck : Look no further, good friar, for I am he for whomst thou seekest. I am Robin Hood!

  Porky Pig : Oh, cut it out. I'm serious. If you don't know where he is, just say so.

  Daffy Duck : [swinging from a vine]  But honest and truly, I am Robin Hood!

  [Crashes into a tree] 

  Porky Pig : *Sure* you are.

  [Daffy's bill bends upward again] 

• [first lines] 

  Daffy Duck : [singing]  Oh... Join up with me, so joyous and free / Away to old Sherwood hie / For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good / At avoiding the Sheriff's eye / So we'll trip along merrily / Thro' the green woods so gracefully / To trip it, trip it, trip it, trip it / trip it up and down / To trip it, trip it...

  [trips down a hill] 

  Daffy Duck : ...trip it, trip it, trip it - Whoops! - trip it, trip it, trip it...

  [falls into a pond] 

  Daffy Duck : ...so trip it up and down!