Queen of Outer Space (1958)

Dave Willock: Lt. Mike Cruze

Quotes 

• Talleah : I hate her! I hate dat qveen!

  Lt. Mike Cruze : She's jealous!

  Lt. Larry Turner : Twenty-six million miles from Earth, and the little dolls are just the same.

• Capt. Neal Patterson : I didn't say anything to the Queen. I didn't want to put her on guard, but I'm beginning to think our being here is not an accident.

  Prof. Konrad : I'm afraid I must agree with you.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : What is that? What is that?

  Capt. Neal Patterson : The ray that destroyed the space station and knocked us off our course may have originated right here.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, come off it! How could a bunch of women invent a gizmo like that?

  Lt. Larry Turner : Sure, and even if they invented it, how could they aim it? You know how women drivers are!

• Lt. Larry Turner : [reacting to the Venusians and their ray guns]  They speak English!

  Venusian guard : Go, go, go!

  Prof. Konrad : I believe we better accept the invitation

  Lt. Mike Cruze : Yeah, the way those shooting irons of theirs work, I'm with you, Doc.

  Blonde Venusian Girl with a Ray Gun : Bacchino. Bacchino!

  Lt. Larry Turner : Well, you heard what the babe said. Bacchino?

• Lt. Mike Cruze : It looks like snow.

  Lt. Larry Turner : That ain't snow, Mike. It's angel hair.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : Huh?

  Lt. Larry Turner : We done died and gone to heaven.

• Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, you're a cheerful little thing tonight. Why'd you ever give up that job as Master of Ceremonies in the Chamber of Horrors?

• Lt. Mike Cruze : Hey, you kids play rough!

• Lt. Mike Cruze : Alright, doll, alright!

• Lt. Mike Cruze : And I'm the guy that said this was going to be a lousy milk run.

  Lt. Larry Turner : Very interesting, so far!

  Capt. Neal Patterson : It would be more interesting when we find out what they're going to do with us.

• Capt. Neal Patterson : What happened to them, the men?

  Talleah : They're all gone.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : You mean they're dead?

  Talleah : Not all of them. Some of them she needed. Scientist. Mathematicians.

• Prof. Konrad : I watched her. Believe me, Captain Patterson, she only had eyes for you.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : That's it! Maybe Yllana has more on her mind besides military information. Neal, why don't you give her the ole romance bit? You know, give her that black magic.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : Queen Yllana?

  Lt. Larry Turner : She's a woman, isn't she!

  Prof. Konrad : Yes, remember the legend of Achilles heel. No one, man or woman, is completely invulnerable.

  Lt. Larry Turner : Now, listen, Skipper, maybe I'm the fella that oughta have all this romantic razzamatazz.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : Sorry. I don't think Yllana's your type.

  Lt. Larry Turner : What do you mean? If she's a woman, she's my type!

• Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, what are going to do? Just sit around and wait for those dames to polish us off with their ray guns?

• Col. Ramsey : I know you men are anxious to return home.

  Lt. Larry Turner : [kissing Motiya]  Colonel are you kidding?

  [kisses Motiya] 

  Col. Ramsey : But, you must bear your privations and hardships bravely.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : [kissing Kaeel]  Hardships? Oh, I will Colonel! I will! Bravely! Yes, sir!

  [kisses Kaeel] 

• Lt. Mike Cruze : Well, what now?

  Prof. Konrad : My guess is, they want to look us over.

  Capt. Neal Patterson : That's fair enough. Larry's sure looking them over.

  Lt. Larry Turner : You're not foolin'. How do you like that blonde? Wow! Hey Mike, how'd you like to drag that to the Senior Prom?

• Lt. Larry Turner : Why do you suppose the Queen and her counselors wear those masks?

  Prof. Konrad : I'd assume for the same reason that Oriental potentates made their wives wear veils.

  Lt. Mike Cruze : Oh, you mean so the hoi polloi can't take a peek?

  Prof. Konrad : Something like that.

  Lt. Larry Turner : Brother! They must be knockouts - judging by what there is to see.