- Fernydel: [Feeling Hunter's ski nose] Extraodinaire! Formidable! Fantastique!
- Robert Leslie Hunter: And that's comin' straight from the horse's mouth!
- Robert Leslie Hunter: [after a prolonged kiss with Zara] Boy, I'm never gonna split a soda with you!
- Robert Leslie Hunter: [to Zara as she lights his cigarette] If we get any closer, we won't need a lighter.
- Robert Leslie Hunter: Do you know it's mating season for shellfish? Maybe the lobsters are having a hayride tonight.
- Robert Leslie Hunter: [after Fernydel covers his deck chair with a blanket] What's the cover charge?
- Fernydel: [Pointing when a fake octopus appears on a funhouse ride] Boulliabaise!
- Robert Leslie Hunter: It reminds me I got to write my agent.
- Doctor Bernais: [Referring to his mental asylum] We have many actors here - especially since television.
- Mental patient with balloons: [to Bob] Will you hold my balloons? The man with the pin is after me.