That Certain Feeling (1956)
Bob Hope: Francis X. Dignan
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Quotes
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Francis X. Dignan : [entering Larry Larkin's apartment.] Who's your decorator, Cecil B. DeMille? Man, this is what I've always wanted - everything done in contrasting shades of money.
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Larry Larkin : I have this unholy love of poking fun of stuffy people and kicking the seats of the mighty. You know, I love prodding the smug, don't you?
Francis X. Dignan : I don't know -- I haven't prodded any smugs lately.
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Norman Taylor : Gee, Mr. Dignan, you're awful nice.
Francis X. Dignan : It comes and goes...
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Joe Wickes : Say, how'd you finish the episode?
Francis X. Dignan : Snips kicks Runty, robs a liquor store, shoves his grandmother down the stairs, sets fire to the orphanage and shoots himself in the head. He's been under a strain.
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Norman Taylor : Why did you split up? Did she fall in love with someone else?
Francis X. Dignan : Yeah, it was a triangle - Her, me and the man I might've been.
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Norman Taylor : Hey, Dignan, I just thought of a joke - You and Dunreath, Gussie and I are going to get married and live with Happy - ever after! Get it?
Francis X. Dignan : Needs work.
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Francis X. Dignan : When I was thirteen I had typhoid fever. When I got over it, I was bald for a while. Pink and shiny and bald. Everybody laughed at me. And I had a hassle with a kid whose old man was my old man's boss. He called me "Erich von Stroheim" for the third time and I let him have it.