The Girl Can't Help It (1956)

Tom Ewell: Tom Miller

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Quotes 

• Tom Miller : You don't want a career?

  Jerri Jordan : I just want to be a wife. Have kids. But everyone figures me for a sexpot! No one thinks I'm equipped for motherhood!

• Barry the paperboy : [runs in with newspaper]  Mr. Miller, look, you're in Earl Wilson and Louis Sobol.

  Tom Miller : Made it, eh?

  [reads from gossip column] 

  Tom Miller : "At the Trianon, Tom Miller pubbed it with a new find. Her name's a secret, but the rest of her isn't."

  Barry the paperboy : Saw her yesterday; she's something!

  Tom Miller : She's a girl, Barry. Just a girl.

  Barry the paperboy : If she's a girl, then I don't know what my sister is!