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Susan Slept Here (1954)
Horace McMahon: Sergeant Monty Maizel
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Sergeant Monty Maizel : So, she's a juvenile delinquent. No folks. No relatives. The State's gonna keep her locked up until she's old enough the drink what's *in* the beer bottle.
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Virgil, Mark's Gofer : Take a lot of coffee, don't ya?
Sergeant Monty Maizel : Only black. It's the cream and sugar that hurts you.
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Mark Christopher : Hello there.
Sergeant Monty Maizel : Hi.
Mark Christopher : I don't think we've met.
Sergeant Monty Maizel : That's because you never saw me before.
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Isabella Alexander : [snidely] My father is Senator Rufus D. Alexander.
Sergeant Sam Hanlon : You'll still have to leave.
Isabella Alexander : You'll have to carry me out.
Sergeant Monty Maizel : Hold my cheese sandwich.
[hands it to Susan]
Isabella Alexander : The Senator will have you broken!
Sergeant Monty Maizel : Ha! A Democrat. He's got his own troubles.
[picks up Isabella on his shoulder and carries her out of the bedroom]
Isabella Alexander : Enough of this! Put me down!
Sergeant Monty Maizel : I can't hear ya lady, I've got flat feet.
[opens apartment door, Virgil enters]
Virgil, Mark's Gofer : Isabella, what are you doing up there?
Isabella Alexander : Wishing I were a Republican!
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Sergeant Monty Maizel : Remember you guys, she's underage. Lay one hand on her and that's all brother.