- Myra Hagen: You're very kind.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, if you'll pardon the protrusion, you're the kind of a girl that's kind of easy to be kind to.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [wondering where the bad guys are] I gotta do a little Renaissance work.
- Sach: Oh, Chief, remember me? I can tell what you're thinking.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Oh, dhat's right. You can read my mind now, can't cha?
- [laughs]
- Sach: [laughs] I'm gonna be the big wheel in this outfit and you're gonna take 70% and give us thirty? Eh-eh.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Sach, my thought was completely inoculated. As a matter of fact, I'll show you what a good sport I am. I'll give YOU 30% and I'LL take 70%.
- Sach: That's more like it. You can't fool ME anymore.
- [running gag at finding beer bottles in Eddie's filing cabinet]
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, I know what case THAT guy was workin' on.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [discovering his new business already owes five months of back rent] Maybe we should try ro get into some business that's a little more ludicrous.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: You know, thanks to that bop in the beak, I think our friend Sach here is now wired for mental telegraphy.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: As one Ubangi said to dhe udda one, "Don't give me none of your lip."
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, it's nice to have such an extinguished guest. Just sit down over dhere and we'll consume with dhe repercussion.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Well, Louie, again I wanna thank you for use of this back room. A few more meetin's like dhis and dhese kids'll not only be in great shape but they'll know everything there is to know about the manly art of self-offense.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Just a minute, Louie. I think I'm gettin' the nuisance of an idea.
- Terrence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [to Eddie] Eddie, just wait a couple of seconds and Louie will give you his final incision.