- Herbert Duncalf: It's all very well to talk, but it won't get you anywhere. Facts are the real talkers. How are you going to get new blood with transfer fees as high as they are? Would anybody at this meeting care to lend the club a thousand pounds or so? Anybody? Bah - I thought not! What you're asking for is not better management but something for nothing.
- Herbert Duncalf: Our leading citizen! What great cause has he ever been identified with?
- Countess of Chell: I think I can tell you that, Mr Duncalf. It's quite simple. He's been identified with the great cause of cheering us all up!
- Mrs. Machin: Do you know how?
- Denry Machin: How?
- Mrs. Machin: How to dance?
- Denry Machin: [snapping his fingers] I'll pick it up.