The Abbott and Costello Show (1952–1957)
Lou Costello: Lou Costello
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Quotes
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Bud Abbott : Just mark down, "Dear druggist".
Lou Costello : "Dear druggist"... Go ahead.
Bud Abbott : Here's what you want. You want seven milligrams of sulfursilic monosetic acid diluted in seven micrograms of tincturized chlorophyll. Have you got that?
Lou Costello : All but one part.
Bud Abbott : What part?
Lou Costello : The part that comes after "Dear druggist".
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Lou Costello : [after answering a question correctly on a TV quiz program then looking directly at the camera] I'm smart!
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[repeated line]
Lou Costello : I'm a b-a-a-a-d boy!
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[repeated line]
Lou Costello : Hey, Abbott!
