- B.G. Bruno: And when I heard that this young woman had actually visited you here, during office hours, in the Easter room, well, quite frankly, Harold, I-I was flabbergasted. I don't want this to happen again.
- Harold: No, eh, Yes, Mr. Bruno.
- B.G. Bruno: We have a staff outing once a year for that sort of thing.
- John Frost: Now, Mr. Jonskill, if you take back your scenery I can't open. If I can't open, no one will be paid. Now your only chance, all of you, is let me open.
- Jonskill: It's not the money, Mr. Frost, it's the principle!
- Creditor: Aye, the principle!
- John Frost: [puzzled] You... you don't want the money?
- B.G. Bruno: Where did you meet him?
- Janet Jones: What? Oh, we... met at a party, last winter.
- B.G. Bruno: I understand he was in Egypt last winter.
- Janet Jones: Well... Well, Cairo is in Egypt, isn't it?
- B.G. Bruno: Oh yes. Been there a long time.
- Janet Jones: Well, that's where we met. On the pyramids.
- B.G. Bruno: On the pyramids?
- Janet Jones: I mean... near the pyramids, just a little to the left.
- B.G. Bruno: [puzzled] Little... er, left?
- John Frost: [Talking on the phone] I've told you a hundred times, I do not want to speak to the bank! What do I have to do, tell you in Scotch!
- John Frost: Well, don't stand there! Call Scotland Yard!
- Charlie: Scotland Yard's in London.
- John Frost: Well, what's it doing in London? I want that guy arrested!
- Charlie: On what charges?
- John Frost: All of them! Impersonation! Forgery! Mayhem!
- Bruno's Secretary: [Walks in the room] Mr Frost, I'm...
- John Frost: No!
- [Secretary quickly exits]
- John Frost: Fraud! Slander! Liable! Arson! Well, go on, get out of here!
- [Charlie exits]
- John Frost: Oh, stabbed in the back!
- Phyllis Gardiner: ...and none of your outbursts of charm. I am through!
- John Frost: But Phyllis, please!
- Phyllis Gardiner: No money, no opening date, no system, not even... Chaos, chaos, chaos!
- John Frost: Now, honey, calm yourself.
- Phyllis Gardiner: You can find another star!
- John Frost: Now, Phyllis, you are going too far.
- Phyllis Gardiner: On the contrary, I haven't gone *far* enough!
- John Frost: Oh, Gentlemen, wait a minute, please! We-we open tomorrow! You said you'd give me time.
- Jonskill: Your times up! And you've broken your word, as usual.
- John Frost: Oh, but, you don't understand, I've got the richest man in Edinburgh behind me...
- Creditor: It's too late! We're finished with all your lies and excuses.
- John Frost: What do you mean lies?
- Jonskill: Its a question of a complete lack of ethics, Mr. Frost.
- John Frost: But you heard me phone Bruno, didn't you? I'm starring his girl! Isn't that ethics? Well, isn't it!