- Paul Merrick: Gee, thanks a lot for showing. There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you.
- Groucho Marx: There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. That makes two of us who do nothing for each other.
- Alex Conway: [backstage at the college musical revue] What's he doing here?
- Groucho Marx: Investigating the student body.
- [raises eyebrows and walks away with three co-eds]
- Groucho Marx: I hope I don't lose my faculties.