Ma and Pa Kettle Go to Town (1950)

Percy Kilbride: Pa Kettle

Quotes 

• Pa Kettle : I thought you might be a traveling salesman. A lot of them visit farms, you know.

  Shotgun : Yeah, I've heard stories about them.

• Pa Kettle : Three bathrooms and I still can't get in.

  Ma Kettle : Ya got to expect that when ya got 15 kids.

  Pa Kettle : Maybe we should have had less kids and more bathrooms.

• Harold Masterson : Are you the Kettle in underwear?

  Pa Kettle : Yeah, but how did you know?